What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?